JACK and JILL
go up the hill
This is Jack he is cool. This is Jill she is hot.
Jack and Jill work on the MicroPail account. Jack thinks he knows best. Jill does not.  Jill is sweet. Jill is hot. Jack is pushy.  Jill smiles a lot.
Sometimes they cannot agree. Sometimes is often. Sometimes Jack is a dick. He wants to get ahead. Jill is soft he says. Jill thinks there are other ways. Jack goes up to the cooler to get some water. Judy is at the cooler.
This is Judy. Judy is a bitch.
She makes fun in wicked ways. Judy talks slang. She says mean things then laughs. Ha ha. She is married to the boss.
Judy calls Jack a go getter, and sometimes a putz. Judy is sarcastic. She says Jill is super hot. Sometimes you wonder about Judy.
This is Bob. He is pissed. He stops at the cooler. Judy is uneasy.  Bob is gruff. People think he is an asshole. Bob does not like fools. He speaks his mind. Jill does not speak her mind. She likes everyone, everyone likes Jill. She is hot.

Bob speaks to Judy. Judy is quiet. Bob glares at Jack. Jack walks away. He is cool. Bob talks to Judy. Jack tries to listen.

Judy is upset. Bob is upset. He explains. Is Bob leaving? Judy is crying. Judy is married to Tom. She is cheating on Tom with Bob. Bob is cheating on Judy. Bob is explaining.
Judy looks hurt. She goes to Tom. Tom is the boss. Tom does not look at her. He does not speak. Tom is a prick. Just look at him. Judy sits on the couch. She tries to make fun. Then she cries. Tom looks at the papers on his desk. Judy stops crying. “Who is it?” Asks Tom. He doesn't look up.
Judy does not tell Tom why she is unhappy. She does not want to get Bob fired. Tom knows anyway. Tom is sly. He will not fire Bob. Bob is too good at his job.

Jack goes back to his office. Bob is there he is angry at Jill. “Bitch”, Bob says and leaves. Jill looks sweet. She is so hot. Jack is cool. He asks, “Whassup?”

Jill smiles at Jack. Jack is happy.

Jack tells Jill about Bob and Judy. Jill feels bad for Judy. She goes to see Judy. Jack goes back to work.   Jill has changed everything on the MicroPail plans.

Jill passes Judy at the water cooler. She goes into Tom's office. Tom smiles.

“Judy looks upset,” says Jill.

“Yes,” says Tom. “Who is it?”

“Jack,” says Jill

 

Jack answers the phone. It is Tom. Jack is fired. Jack goes down wearing a frown and Judy is standing outside smoking a cigarette. Tom is going to divorce her. What about Bob? Bob is in love with Jill. Tom is going to marry Jill. She's so hot.
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